I hope that title reminds you of a slightly annoying, but oh-so-catchy song from a recent Disney movie, and you'll hum it as you read....
Haha... Just kidding. I wouldn't wish that on you. =)
Sorry to all my loyal friends and family out there who have been wondering if I've fallen off the face of the earth. Truth is, I've fallen into the face of the earth. My life has been swallowed up by the busy busy busy, go go go that is NYC.
I'm super excited to be living here. Things have fallen into place nicely with a job, an apartment, an awesome roomie, and even some adventures.
I'm sure many of you are curious about the life in NYC... So I've got a a topic...
"Lessons from New York: Things you can't learn anywhere else."
1. Peeing is acceptable in multiple locations. I lived in China. I definitely heeded natures call in a few off beat places. Mostly disgusting, but manageable. However, in NYC, there aren't any bushes to hide behind.... So people pee in broad view of those surrounding. (Not me. I have standards people) But one evening I was waiting for a train. It was pretty late. And an extremely drunk man, not homeless just drunk, was peeing off the edge of the platform onto the tracks. Yes.
2. Cat calls are not indicative of sex appeal. Don't make any sort of response to them. Because no doubt if you look over to see who said "nice hat" it will be some older man with less than all his teeth and questionable hygiene.
3. During daytime hours, especially from 3-7, subways are fairly packed. It's rush hour. SO.... if for some reason there is a mostly empty car during these hours. Don't fist pump and rejoice because you'll get a seat. There is a 99% chance that there is a homeless person in the car. Now, I'm not opposed to homeless people. I know they have hard luck. I AM opposed to their stench. The kind of pee-body odor that clings to your nostrils. I'd rather be squished in a clean smelling car.
4. Finding an apartment in NYC is hard. I'm over it now because I have an apartment. But let me tell you, I spent the same amount of effort on job searching and apartment hunting. I found a job a month before I found an apartment. ugh..... But it's over, and I am very happily housed.
5. The subway is not your friend. And in the ever waging war on time, it's your enemy. Need to be somewhere and you leave on time... Subway is delayed. Whether it's a power outage that leaves you mostly stranded, someone sick on the train ahead of you so you're stuck between stations, or the every popular "we are delayed because of train traffic", you're probably going to be late. So leave a little earlier.
6. Lastly, my favorite story so far. Don't pick fights on the subway. My roomie and I were sitting on a train in the evening when two guys suddenly start throwing words. The first guy bangs his hand on the door and says "Get out! Don't talk to me like that, get out" to which the second guy responds, "I don't wanna fight you." Well guy #1 wasn't having it, he wanted a fight. But just as the train doors were going to open, an older gentleman across from me stands up, pulls out a walkie talkie and says "This is officer blah-blah and we have a delinquent on the 1 train, grey hoodie, blue jeans, red shoes wearing a black hat and orange backpack, coming up the whatever street stairs." WHAT!! Everyone on the train is stunned and the kid jumps out and walks away pretty quickly. We had no idea he was a cop. When the train starts moving again, a lady says "Well, you never know I guess" And then the guy on the other side of me says "Yeah, I'm NYPD too, so he wasn't going to get away with fighting" ...... Floored. I'm floored.
Speaking of late, I'm late to my tutoring session. I gotta travel way deep in Queens, which means an hour train ride.
I hope you all are well, and I'll do my best to post again with more stories.
In the mean time, leave comments or questions and I'll answer asap!
Until next time.
